破产姐妹的经典语录
Every day when I pass by it,Ithink two things:one,Iwish i had a gun and,two,someday im gonna order breadfast to be deliverd
每天我们从店门口经过,想的都是两件事:一,要是我有枪就好了,二,总有一天我要订他们家碉堡了的羊角面包。
Youre right,max,You only live 。
没错,麦克斯 人就一辈子,该吃吃,该喝喝。
And now my phone just died。Its an epidemic
我的手机都挂了,这是回传染的。
And now my phone just died。Its an epidemic
我的手机都挂了,这是回传
And the nsa checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend
国家安全局像发了疯的'前女友般qieting我们的手机
and texas hates women,florida hates blacks
德克萨斯州歧视女人,佛罗里州歧视黑人
And everybody hates everything with the exception,of angelina jolie,who is totally awesome。
每个人都讨厌所有的一切,但就是不讨厌安吉丽娜.朱丽 她人实在好
Let me turn off the lights for a more dramatic impact
我把灯关了,让你们更为震撼
It used to s-mell like the palce poop comes to die
这地方本来是一股死老鼠死了又死的味道
or death comes to poop
或者是死老鼠活过来的味道
And as he fell,he looked up at me and s-miled content Peaceful.
他倒下的时候,看着我微笑。心满意足,非常平静。
A woman finally offers Han a piece,and he turns it down
终于有女人要给Han一部分,但是他拒绝了。染的。
And as he fell,he looked up at me and s-miled content Peaceful.
他倒下的时候,看着我微笑。心满意足,非常平静。
A woman finally offers Han a piece,and he turns it down
终于有女人要给Han一部分,但是他拒绝了。
And look what we did! we created The greatest,coolest,chic-est cupcake shop,and I love it!
看看我们多厉害,我们创造了一间史上最酷,最潮的蛋糕店,我爱死它了。
why are the hot ones always gay?
长的帅的怎么都是基男?